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  • "I never completed high school and I'm very rich and successful."
  • "I'm still completely out of hand, just more like a 12 year old with responsibilities."
  • "No man can eat 50 eggs!"--from Bullet In A Bible--
  • "I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company, and smell each other in the rump."
  • "I can suck my own"--Fuse 100%--
  • "Yeah we all spank into the family blanket, we have one blanket we all spank into"
  • "Dude, smell my hand"
  • "Hey, she's my friend Mike, I love her, you don't understand!"--Modern Rock Live--
  • "Condoms are for sailors"
  • "I don't understand what Billie just said, so I'm just going to talk about chickens"
  • "It use to be Mike, but lately I've been catching up"
  • "Tre Cool plays the drums in Green Day. And he snorts...donut sprinkles"--Bullet In A Bible--
  • "Mm yeah you can smell the burning pork...hey have you ever thrown rocks at cops?"
  • "Told My Dad Yeah Im Going To Be A Drummer And He Said Well Of You Can Rub Your Stomach At The Same Time As You Pat Your Head At The Same Time As Your Standing On One Leg And Kickin The Other One Out In A Circle And Say The Pledge Of Allegiance,And I Did All That Just Like BAM! You Know?"
  • "I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet, and you suck!"
  • "I object. I object to any killing at all. You know, it's terrible what happened and I think that retaliation definitley makes sense and it's definitley one option. But personally, I prefer peace. You know, maybe I'm just being shortsighted, you know it's true I'm not running the government,I'm not running the United States. I just don't think that killing people is a good way to remedy people dying. Martin Luther King Jr. said, 'you can murder a murderer, but you can never murder murder itself.'"
  • "Well, I don't know...since I'm always playing music. But I suppose...if I wasn't playing music...I would enjoy some...SEX"
  • "ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!!"
  • "Shut your vagina, Oakland rules"
  • "That's how you get your pickle tickled"
  • "We're still lost homie, we're still lost"
  • "Being a drumhead got me where I am now, so I'll stay a drumhead until I die. When I go they'll bury me in an Anvil case [a drum case] - with wheels."
  • "It's kind of like percussive acrobatics. I jump through the kit using my body as a battering ram. Everything flies away and I throw everything back into a pile and light it. I've been to hospital with third-degree burns on my face; my head's been on fire. This one here --pointing to a scar-- is from a melting stick bag - I was picking it off for months. And another right here, where it healed over a bit of melted shit that had burned right through the skin. I wondered why the scar was black, so I took my knife and carved up my leg, and there was this piece of plastic."

Billie Joe Armstrong Quotes

Submitted by Administrator on Thu, 02/28/2008 - 1:38pm
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  • "I'm fucking hard,man. I listen to Limp Bizkit. You would need a rock to break me."
  • " I just wanna fuck, wrap your legs around me baby. Wrap your legs around me baby. This is the sex hour, everybody lets just think about sex, unprotected, unadulterated sex...Hi mom, just kidding"
  • "Adrienne's the only woman I'll ever love"
  • "And my name is...Barbara Bush. I play in a rock band called...Bush. Do you want me to play some Bush?Alright. -plays part of 'Rape Me'- Merci!"
  • "No one's really happy anyway, it's not human"
  • "You think your life is tough; try being a parent!"
  • "I don't know, other than trying to prove to people that we are one of the best bands in the world, I mean, I don't know,we're not really over achievers"
  • "We can hump a chair like nobody's business"
  • "They have bad taste. I am not a good-looking guy"
  • "I put the eyeliner stick under a match for a few seconds, then I draw all over and squeeze my eyes together. The aim is to make it look like I put it on during an earthquake"
  • "There were famous people banging in the stalls...famous people from...certain bands...were banging in the stall"
  • "Rock bands are such pussies, you know? I honestly think that people are looking for something that's more than just a piece of shit"
  • "Michale Jackson is dangerous"
  • "That's what happens when you're drunk driving and you hit a police officer...Sorry"
  • "I don't think we're capable of being macho to tell you the truth"
  • " I never thought that being obnxoious would get me where I am now"
  • "They thought NSYNC were gonna be here, you know you have to settle for the bottom of the barrel, it's Green Day" -Egos and Icons-
  • " I have the shittiest love life known to man" -Out of Focus interview-
  • "Having children is a big responsibility and I don't want to make a mess out of it. I don't want my son thinking I care more about booze than I do I care for him. If you have children, you don't want drugs and drinks in the house. You know they might reach it. It's just not good."
  • "If it didn't work out, one thing we did know was that at least look back on it as a really meaningful part of our career"
  • "We're here to share music and good times with our fans"
  • "I was walking down the street and a guy came up to me and said 'what's punk?' so I kicked over a garbage can and said 'that's punk!' so he kicked over a garbage can and said 'that's punk?' and i said 'no, that's trendy'"
  • "Every night has been sold out by the two biggest sell out bands in punk rock history"
  • "The fact is....20 years from now, I'm gonna be an ugly pathetic old man, and you know, no one is going to write"
  • "I think it is okay to preview music before you buy it. People want to find out if an album is more than a piece of crap before they spend their money on it. 'Illegal downloading' was like swapping tapes when I was a kid, its always going to happen and I dont think its a big deal, its not as if anyone's dying or anything."
  • Oh yeah, I think Offspring are pretty cool. I think both of our bands coming out at the same time created a bigger impact for the kind of music we're playing. Even though we represent two separate worlds, the fact that we were both in the broad 'punk band' bracket coming out at the same time meant that people had something to relate to as far as 'a scene', which was very important. Noodles is a great guitar player. His right hand is really fast.

Mike Dirnt Quotes

Submitted by Administrator on Thu, 02/28/2008 - 1:02pm
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  • "I have a daughter and she's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. She gives me a reason to watch cartoons"
  • "If my kid wasn't a rebel, she wouldn't be my kid"
  • "I was raised up with the belief that there's no such thing as a stupid question-it's arguable, but I think that the basis behind it is right...and maybe the only stupid question is the one that doesn't get asked."
  • "Ain't that a bitch? That's why they put that word in obituaries" -Making of Boulevard of Broken Dreams-
  • Do you get tired of girls screaming after you all the time? "Only my daughter, then I kick her"
  • "Super stitches? Yeah I have about 25 super stitches in my elbow. And I'm very 'Super Stitches'"
  • "Dogs are going to take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible"
  • "How many punk rockers does it take to screw in a light bulb -Tre: how many?- Uh...um...um let me think..two! One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick"
  • "Don't blame me for the explosion of punk rock. I didn't know our music was going to get so big"
  • "I don't really listen to it..I'm agnostic" -When asked if he liked UK pop music-
  • "Well hit me in the face with a steak. That's what I'm talking about!!" -Watching the crew build the Milton Keynes Stage-
  • "If Michale Jackson just came out and said 'I'm a freak,motherfucker, let's get it on', I'd be like, 'Dude, I'm down'"
  • "I'm gonna be cremated, I don't want to be stuck in any box. Maybe they'll bury me upside down and plant a seed in my ass"
  • "Do you trust anyone that calls themselves your uncle that isn't really related to you?"
  • "Most people don't know that women make 90 percent of all pickups. They have smaller hands, so they can work with more detail and efficiency. Some of these women have been wrapping pickups for years, and they have the style. I found out a while ago that most women make guitars-even the bodies and necks. So if you think about it, the heart of the guitar is fully influenced by a woman. It's a beautiful thing. That's the only way my girlfriend w is going to let me get my hands around another woman"
  • "Failure is the biggest impediment to success"
  • "Then all of a sudden we got introduced to punk music and it was the coolest fuckin' thing"
  • "We drink, eat, drink some more and Barbeque small children, that's about it"
  • "I base most of my religious beliefs on Star Wars"
  • "Tre doesn't need to use a condom.He has a huge overlapping foreskin. He just ties it in a knot"
  • "I've heard of buzz worthy videos, but buzzard worthy? Damn!"
  • "It's not even a vulture"-Making of Boulevard of Broken Dreams-
  • "Seriously, at first I was happy for them, but now I find it a little irritating. I think they trivialize what we do, and punk rock in general. It's like throwing shit in the face of something or someone that had substance at one point. Didn't one of the members marry someone from MTV? I mean, what the fuck? But if any band should be pissed off at them, then it should be NOFX"
  • "We're not the flavor of the month anymore. We're like mint chip. You might have 31 flavors, but you've gotta have the green one with the chocolate."
  • "Maturity is a really weird word because when you're young and you hear you've matured, it's kinda cool. Then you hit 15 through 21,and you're like "No I haven't." It's not cool, then you get older. I guess everyone just grows, and it's all a matter of perspective. I think I choose battles as to when to act stupid and when to act responsible now."
  • "No people come up to me and say, 'Dude! Aren't you Tre Cool?' And I go 'No.' I love that man! I love that!"
  • "We got these fliers that said, TELL GREEN DAY TO FUCK OFF FOR BRINGING MTV INTO OUR SCENE. I've never seen one TV in punk clubs we've played. I think your mother and father need to take your cable away, is what they need to do."
  • "How else you gonna scratch on that home?"
  • "Great minds think alike"
  • "It was real difficult to make it through with our sanity. Major label people kiss your ass before they sign you and then they don't give a fuck afterward. On Reprise it's not like that. They're for real. Everything they do, they check thorough us first and make us feel real good."
  • "Cops never read fashion magazines, if they did they'd shave off all those damn moustaches!"
  • "Yeah, if you call it a band.Musicians make music, technicians make techno."
  • "Music changed our lives, and if people want to listen, too, that's great. I just hope it has meaning in theirs."